household chores like cleaning your room, doing the dishes, and alphabetizing your CD, DVD, and Trade Paperback collections seem to finally get done.

although i don’t know you personally, your influence and your presence is extraordinary. thank you for being you and thank you and your moreboys for being a wonderful presence in the city!

for those who can make it out tonight, come to PLAYBOY at the STUD tonight for her big birthday bash!

Happy Birthday!!