no pun in ten did.
a co-worker sent out this email with 10 puns. i thought they were great. but i’m only posting the best parts… the punchline!
1. “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
2. “Dam!”
3. …proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
4. “Yes, I’m positive.”
5. His goal: transcend dental medication.
6. “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
7. “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
8. …thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
9. This made him a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
10. No pun in ten did.
